Monday, July 1, 2013

June 2013 Facebook Posts

June 2013 facebook posts
6/2/13 I lost my voice, im all whispers  and I think I have pink eye. Ughhhhh.
6/7/13 Noah told some kid he just met at the park "my mommy is mean" because i wouldnt let him go to the kids car.
6/7/13 The other day noah & I were walking. I told him to hurry up cuz i had to pee.
He told me to pee in the grass. 

I told him i cant. 

He said"cuz you dont have a penis?"
I just said "umm lets just go Noah." 

I guess he's figured out that we're different. 

He asked me if has milk too. I told him only mommies do. He said "in your boobs?" 

he catches me off guard with his questions. I never know what to say!
He's so nosey!
6/16/13 Just getting home from hanging out with friends  tonight was a disaster in the best way.
Now sleeeeeeep!!! Right after i nurse my baby back to sleep  oh Eli.
We went out to go dancing last night, I forgot my ID back at the car and went back to get it. I ran back to catch up with the group and ended up tripping and doing a superman baseball dive on the ground in the middle of the street 
I scraped and cut up my elbows and arms and my hand pretty bad. There was a rock stuck in my hand! Like stuck! We didnt make it to the party 
We made trip to WalMart. It was 1am. Got the stuff we needed and headed to the bathroom. Naya tried to get the rock out and Jane got it out (with a cuticle cutter) while gabby and Kenya tried to keep me still. I cried like a baby! My girls patched me up!
After that we all went to dennys. It was 2am. I needed some ice cream!
It was a really fun night. I just cant move my elbows now. It hurts so bad!
6/16/13 I love this girl! Im gonna be lost when she moves away 

6.16.13 Drinking our watermelon agua frescas
  — with Letitia Castorena.
6/21/13 Noah: "Eli has a penis"
Me: "just like you and daddy"
Noah: "and you"
Me: "no mommy doesn't have a penis"
Noah: "why?"
Me: "cuz mommies dont have penises."
Noah: "but why" 

Me: "Cuz we dont need them"
Noah: "why" 

Me: "Cuz im a mommy"
Noah:"but why"
That's when I pretended I heard someone at the door.
 
Curious little noah is really testing my knowledge of how to talk to kids. Im gonna just start making crazy stuff up
6/21/13 I just ate pizza now im breaking out in hives. Pizza pie cafe never againnnn.
6/22/13 I dont feel like doing anything today except having a Hells Kitchen marathon  and then cooking something challenging..
6/23/13 All is okay in my world and I am happy.
6/23/13 Dinner tonight was a DISASTER! 
I attempted to make stuffed mushrooms, chicken parmesan & risotto. 

The stuffed mushrooms came out beautifully.... 

and then the oven caught FIRE. the inside was flames and fireworks shooting from the back. OMG. 

and the landlord wants to bring a repairman in for a 35 year old oven.WTF. 

then we all went over to 
Letitia's to finish cooking and i forgot the mozzarella for the chicken parm and my risotto is undercooked and mushy at the same time. 
Dinner was ruined and im sad. my chef dreams are over. chef ramsay would be so dissappointed.
With-
Juan, Mckenzie, & Dominick
6/25/13 TERRIFIED to use my oven again. 
The repairman swears it was food on the coil that caused the fire. He didn't even look at the coil. There was NO FOOD on it. 

He says the sparking in the back was caused by loose wires. So he tightened them. 

And guarantees it wont happen again. 

How many times can you work on the same 35 year old oven? 

Once it catches fire how likely is it to happen again? 

What happens to the safety features? 

And if it does happen again, i dont have a working fire extinguisher yet. 

I'm so effing frustrated.
6/25/13 we got a new oven
6/26/13 Today was an amazing day!
Noah went to school.
Noah and I went to story time.
I took Noah and Elijah to AgDays on campus, we got to milk cows, make our own butter and ice cream and get inside the big huge tractors. 

Then we went to the rs activity and it was nice. 

One our way home we made some new friends to have playdates with.
Then a neighbor down the block around the corner was giving away food storage items and we got some good stuff like banana chips, oats, beans, sprouts.... i may have gotten a little carried away!
When we got home, Noah and Elijah fell right to sleep and i didn't even have to nurse the baby! they were knocked out! 

Now i am tired, my allergies have KILLED me today!
6/27/13 Rough day 
6/28/13 I LOVE my friends  all of you are amazing and beautiful.